SOCIAL COMMENTARY... Things that should be “Bad Jokes” but are in fact social commentary based on fact... Yeah, I would...

 

Yeah, this section I'll describe as “A true story”. You know, like on TV, like when they say “It's a fictional account based on a true story”. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do here and put this in the jokes section of my website. This section is based entirely on actual police interviews. I'll try to keep the quotes limited to the actual quotes made by on-duty uniformed... cops who were at their posts and base the story only those statements made in front of multiple uniformed and on-duty... cops. Again... it's a true account (quote-wise that is) based on actual... cop quotes to me when I begged them for help. I get bored easy and this particular web page is not about making... cops feel bad, it's about making me feel better. It really hasn't helped much but, eh. You wouldn't believe how many... cops told me things like. “If you were telling the truth you wouldn't be all calm and respectful like you're acting right now. You'd be insulting us more if you were telling the truth”.

  Sooooo... if you're a Police officer & offended at the vehicle I've chosen to deliver my plea for help & it's content don't blame me, blame your self-loathing partners in crime & their demands (yeah, I said "demands") that I'd do so... like this... sorta. Hey! It's my life & I'm betting it on this... so have pity. Please?

 

Our... story begins on a sound stage with a round table with a big crack in it dominating the center with 2 big comfortable-looking well-worn leather chairs on either side of it. Cameras of all sorts point at the stage from every angle and some of them are labeled “Property of Bay City Public Schools” but no one seems to notice or even care.

A spokesperson, otherwise non-nondescript is standing in front of the table dressed in a cheap suit and has either money coming out of their pockets and sleeves with every gesture or wears a yoke.

With a broad used-car salesman kinda smile the spokesperson says. “Hello and welcome to our show. Today we have some really (makes an air quotes sign with his fingers) “special” guests. Today we have representatives of the various law-enforcement societies... I... err... I mean law-enforcement agencies that the alleged victim David A. George has dealt with to tell us, in their own words, why none of them has ever chosen to help Mr. George nor even make a token effort at investigating his claims. Our 1st guest, straight from Bay City Michigan on the border of America's Women's Rape Capital straight from fighting the good fight against rape is Officer Corruptiam of the Bay City... cops”.

The... cop comes out onto the stage, notices a spot on his badge and rubs it clean as he walks over to the host who invites him to sit down with him by waving an open palm towards the empty chair next to him.

The Host then asked Officer Corruptiam. “Lets start with a few questions 1st. To make sure we're on the same page. As you know David A. George claims he's being stalked by a gang of child-molesters for reasons of revenge and profit”.

Officer Corruptiam leap up and yelled. “IMPOSSIBLE”! People like that are not that dishonorable.

The Host looked puzzled. “Huh? You misunderstand me Sir. I was merely explaining what Mr. George said”.

“About who”? The... cop asked.

“About his stalkers”.

“Impossible Sir. People like that are not like that”.

“That like that? No. I'm talking about his stalkers”.

The... cop shook his head. “You're talking nonsense Sir”/

The Host looked defensive “Uhhh... no I'm not. I'm asking about his stalkers. Maybe you don't understand the word as I'm meaning it so I'll explain it for you and our audience”.

 

  Stalker [ˈstôkər] NOUN

1. a person who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention:

 

The... cop looked puzzled “I think you're mistaken. Here's what I mean when I talk about our area's molesters or (chuckle chuckle) stalkers”.

 

Stalker [ˈstôkər]

1. bringing or worthy of honor:

   "this is the only honorable course" ·

[more]

synonyms: honest · moral · ethical · principled · righteous ·

[more]

1. used as a title indicating eminence or distinction, given especially to judges and certain high officials:

2. Someone who follows someone for reasons of love or a desire for friendship

3. A wholly ethical if slightly misguided lifestyle practiced solely by people who love children and would never seriously hurt any of them

 

The host look amazed. “I think you've got the word wrong. You've accidentally defined the word “honorable”.

The... cop looked irritated. “No I haven't. There are no stalkers in the Bay County area. And if there were they'd behave as I've defined it”.

The Host asked. “Why”?

Corruptiam asked. “Why what”?

“Why would a stalker act only in such a manner? On what do you base your conclusion on”?

“Years of experience”.

The Host asked. “How many recreation serial-killing stalking child-pornographers have you taken down in your career”?

Officer Corruptiam loosened his collar. “Well, none actually”.

“Has any officer in your department ever taken one down? Arrested one? Have you even read a book with such individuals in it”?

“Well no. That's because there are no organized child-pornographers in the Saginaw Valley and if there were they wouldn't act like Mr. George defined. Child-Molestors... I uh, mean child-molesters are an otherwise harmless group of people. I've arrested a few and they seemed pretty nice to me. Fairly honorable in my opinion. Besides, I asked a few of them and they told me they'd never do something like stalk a child into adulthood for revenge & to cover up 100 public attempted murders.”.

The... cop chuckled (Author note: they all do, I assure the reader). “Besides. A hundred attempted murders and in public? It's impossible to get away with something like that because I and my fellow officers are all way too good at our jobs. Do you see how shiny my badge is? Do you know what we had to go through to get it? This 2” piece of metal renders me impervious to child-molester manipulation. Not that those gentle misunderstood child-molesting souls would or could ever do such a thing”.

The reporter added. “But the Molestors didn't fool you or your fellow officers. They fooled the Old Guard, the officers who worked in your Department before you did. Maybe even before you were born and they've used their films and pursued David fanatically ever since as revenge for “The Gym”.

“Impossible. The Gym couldn't have happened”.

“Why not”?

Then Officer Corruptiam began listing the... cop's most popular answers. “Let me give you a few answers. No one's that tough. No gang of child-molesters could screw up that many attempted murders. You cant try to kill someone in public & get away with it, it just cant be done, not in my America, & especially not in Bay City Michigan. You'd need to recruit corrupt school officials, witnesses, dirty cops, & there are no dirty cops on the edge of the Women's Rape Capital of America, there ARE NO dirty cops in Bay City, there are no rape gangs in Saginaw Michigan the Rape Capital of America. NONE! It's impossible”!

The Host asked. “For The Gym to succeed the question isn't are there dirty cops in your area. Rather the question is were there dirty cops in your community at the time of The Gym? And what about...

The... cop continued his rant. “The Gym? Do you know how much fighting there is in 100 attempted murders? They'd need corrupt doctors to treat the children allegedly wounded, corrupt child protection workers. Didn't he say some of the injured were taken to waiting ambulances? You'd need corrupt ambulance drivers, and what about the witnesses? A lot of people would've been beaten down if half of what Mr. George alleges is true. Maybe they made pay-offs? That's a lot of cash. Who'd blow the cash it would take to pay off that many people? How much would you pay to cover up 100 attempted murders? Where'd the money come from? Organized crime? How many times do I have to tell you? THERE IS NO ORGANIZED CRIME IN BAY CITY NOR SAGINAW! The size of our communities renders the subject invalid for discussion”.

“Just because a community isn't a major metropolis doesn't mean it's immune to organized crime and dirty cops are all over the world in communities both small and large. Besides, the gang brag to David that their “Chapter” is a Saginaw-based Chapter and that it's leaders and manpower are in Detroit. A crime-filled major city that is very much nearby Bay City and Saginaw. The gang brag that they didn't recruit all the people you mentioned to spite Mr. George. They bragged that they'd already recruited them long before they attacked him and the corruption machine was already in place. That allowed them to pursue the very public 100 attempted murders of David to go on to the Molester-bragged “100 day point” because the attempted murder was simply of him was merely business as usual. Besides, a lot of extenuating circumstances came into play that allowed Mr. George to survive so long that an enraged gang of madmen plotted a revenge so twisted that only an enraged gang of perverted stalkers could think it up”.

Officer Corruptiam said. “Huh? You lost me after you said”...

 

Stalker [ˈstôkər]

1. bringing or worthy of honor:

   "this is the only honorable course" ·

synonyms: honest · moral · ethical · principled · righteous ·

[more]

1. used as a title indicating eminence or distinction, given especially to judges and certain high officials:

2. Someone who follows someone for reasons of love or a desire for friendship.

3. A wholly ethical if slightly misguided lifestyle practiced solely by people who love children and would never seriously hurt any of them

Corruptiam asked the Host. ”Are we still talking about the same subject? We're still talking about David A. George Right? Well, that and the sadly sick but otherwise unorganized & kindly child-molesters of Bay City, Saginaw, and Detroit. Right”?

The Host sighed and said. “Perhaps we should ignore the stalker part and talk about child-molesters in your area. You know what those are don't you”?

Officer Corruptiam laughed. “Of course. Allow me to explain”...

  ...

  A hush fell over the crowd. There was a lone cough & then silence while the studio audience leaned forward in their chairs hanging on his every word.

  “Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14 or so... I forget our area's age limit but it's probably 16 or 21 or something”.

   “Child-Molesters are misguided souls, sick, but otherwise harmless (I've met a few... “a few”) and they told me their leaders... uhhh... not that there are any leaders in the Molester community because they are NOT organized in Mid-Michigan, their leaders would never do something like that, and I... we, my fellow officers & I believe them”.

  The crowd was quiet for a long time as if expecting the... cop to further discuss his point.

Then the Host asked. ”Who”?

The... cop looked confused. “Who what”?

“Who? Who are these officers? Can we have a few names? In writing? We WILL look up any sources you name”.

The... cop looked defensive “Well, there are not (he made air quotes with his fingers) “officially” any officers actually”.

“None but you right? We'll send someone to retrieve your files on the case if you can think of the name of any officer willing to publicly commit to the subject”.

“Well, I've never actually committed to the subject. Didn't need to. Didn't you pay attention to how I said the things just couldn't have happened? No cop in our area has had to commit to the subject because things like what Mr. George says happened are impossible. Especially in Bay City, Saginaw (one-time women's rape capital of America), and Detroit”.

“So, no one has investigated what Mr. George has claimed has been happening to him? Ever”?

“Well, no one I'm aware of. I'm sure there's tons of files... somewhere”. Then the... cop slyly looked at his Host and said. “I've outlined some theories as to what really happened. What's your take on it? What do you think happened? Off the record”. Then he reached into his jacket and produced a small stack of files.

The host leaned back in his chair and said. “My opinion is irrelevant because we're not here to discuss things off the record. We're here to discuss what's on the record. The way Mr. George explains it is that a favorite dirty cop trick he's had to deal with was they tend to outline several scenarios as to “what really happened” to anyone who gets curious and then in typical Child-Molestor fashion they ask the Investigator which scenario they think is the most plausible to explain away Mr. George. It's “Molestor Plan-A” that they then produce one of several pre-prepared evidence files that supports whatever is the pet conclusion of the questioner. Thus they are virtually guaranteed to have the excuse most likely to convince the listener that they should ignore Mr. George. Then, once a given listener is satisfied that their pet conclusion of Mr. George's story has been reasonably explained the dirty... cops usually walk away satisfied and then the dirty cops feel no compulsion to add anything to Mr. George's permanent record and the next inquirer is thus plied and so on, leaving everyone involved with a twisted mess of conflicting stories for any would-be investigators to sort through later should any investigation become a more active one”.

The Host leaned forward and asked in a firm commanding tone. “Keeping that in mind...what is the permanent record Officer? What happened... officially? Who investigated these things? Where are these “permanent” files located? Are they chiseled in stone somewhere or not backed-up & written on paper in a closet everyone and their brother has access to at the police station”?

Officer Corruptiam looked narrowly at the host & put his files back in his jacket and angrily said. “Are you insinuating that there may be dishonest cops in the Saginaw Valley? Listen, I know all the people who work in the Saginaw Valley and they are good cops and a great staff and we don't take kindly to being insulted based on Mr. George's or anyone's testimony. Yeah, we were or are the rape raping rapeyest place in a America from time to time. But that proves nothing. Excuse me for a moment. My cell phone is ringing”. Then he pulled his phone out and whispered to someone a few times and then put the phone back in his pocket behind his badge. “Ah, now where were we? Oh yeah. You know, someone with as nice a car as yours should be worried about where they park it. I just got a call from my partner outside and he told me your car is being towed. You know our impound yard wont open til Tuesday because of the holiday. You wont be able to get your car back for a few days”.

The host frowned and said. “That's okay, it was a rental. Which brings me to my next point that David has said dirty cops from your department harass and intimidate anyone who asks too many questions regarding him”.

The... cop leaned forward in his chair and put his hand by his gun. “Are you accusing me of threatening you”?

“Not at all. I was just asking a question and pointing out testimony leveled against the rapingest place in America. Addressing all of what Mr. George has said point by point. I'm being thorough is all”.

“Oh. Well, addressing that subject. No public employees have ever threatened anybody in the Saginaw Valley & most certainly not anyone from law-enforcement. Accusing cops or public school employees from the Saginaw Valley & giving those accusations any validation just because they come from the one-time women's rape capital of America is a base act hitting us below the belt when the chips are down. That and the idea that just because we had the highest amount of women's rapes in the country means it's “possible” that there's an organized rape gang in the area is laughable to me. Especially when you consider Mr. George says there are “organized” child-molesters involved. Being that there are NO organized child-molesters in the Saginaw Valley. That and logic dictates that since Bay City isn't a large metropolis there can be no dirty cops. It's size automatically precludes it”.

The Host looked puzzled. “I'm not sure what your point is? Are you trying to say that because Bay City [the author's place of most rapes/kidnappings] isn't a large city that dirty cops just cant happen there (the number #1 answer from... cops in and around Mid-Michigan to the possibility of Bay City/Saginaw corruption by far)”?

The cops nodded and said. “Exactly”.

“I'd like to point out that there's been police corruption in all sizes of communities allover the world, even in America there are tons of examples of corruption in both large and small police agencies and...

Officer Corruptiam jumped up & screamed “THERE ARE NO DIRTY COPS IN BAY CITY OR AROUND IT! THERE ARE NO CORRUPT PUCLIC SCHOOL EMPLOYEES! AREA CHILD-MOLESTERS ARE NOT THE VISCIOUS PREDATORS THAT THE DEFENDANT MAKES THEM OUT TO BE! CHILD-MOLESTORS ARE NOT ORGANIZED! THEY WERE NEVER ORGANIZED! AND THE THOUGHT THAT ONE DAY THOSE OTHERWISE HARMLESS BUT SICK MOLESTORS MIGHT ORGANIZE OFFENDS ME! THERE WAS NO NEED TO INVESTIGATE ANY OF MR. GEORGE'S CLAIMS BECAUSE THEY CANT POSSIBLY HAPPEN IN OUR AREA! THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF RAPES IN THE COUNTRY DOES NOT EQUAL CORRUPTION! NOT IN OUR AREA! NOT EVER”!

“The defendant? Are you already putting Mr. George on trial?

Officer Corruptiam adjusted is shirt and sat down. “No. Not without an investigation 1st”.

The Host asked. “How goes the investigation into the schools? Dirty cops? Is a gang responsible for the record number of rapes”?

Officer Corruptiam stood quickly and ripped the microphone off his shirt and shouted while storming off. “I can see there is no getting through to you! THERE IS NO CORRUPTION! YES! THE SAGINAW VALLEY HAVE HAD THE NATIONAL RECORD NUMBER FOR NUMBER OF RAPES! BUT IT'S NOT PROOF OF ANY RAPE GANG”!

Just before the cop got out of earshot the reporter asked. “Then what is proof? I think that if a given area is the worst in the country in some area of crime they should lose a “free pass” when confronted by the possibility corruption might be involved. If not, then who or what is responsible for the record number of rapes if not a gang and corruption to cover up their involvement? Can you answer that for our audience”?

Officer Corruptiam at first stormed out the wrong way away from the exit and then backtracked across the stage to get to the exit. His only answer was to wave his hand down and give the Host a look of disgust as he walked by.

The Host said. “We'll go to a commercial now and we'll bring out our 2nd guest when we come back”.

From the author: Yeah... the above is based on (very, very closely based on) what I've had to deal with. By far the most popular... cop comeback is 'corruption is impossible in the Bay City/Saginaw area because it's too small'. Now... to our commercial break.

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  Author note: The "commercial" needs explanation". SOOO here it is...

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  MY BUTTBUDDY AND ME... I've teased the gang for decades that I'd tease them THIS way...

 

I meant to write this one while inside the website program itself. Eh, some days it don't work so well, like today. It skipped letters as I typed, jumbling them into a tangled mess. Usually it's not as bad as today but the otherwise excellent website is prone to skipping a word or letter as you type. Rendering the message unintelligible or, even worse, changing what the author is trying to say. Very, very dangerous when writing publicly about your recreational serial-killing stalkers, their dirty... cops, and stable of all-too-willing-to-help-but-easily-manipulated-vigilante... cops, and lazy... cops who rubber stamp any and all acts they make based on dirty... cop reports.

In my letters to the F.B.I. I dedicated this... then unwritten song to Fagboy. Since this is not that letter I feel free to make another dedication. I dedicate this song to the fine (cough cough) police of Eau Claire Wisconsin, Schofield Wisconsin, and Wausau Wisconsin for all their fine police work that they've commuted uhhh... I mean preformed. Particularly against me based on their support of the Child-Molestor gang's interests ie: Messing with me based on accusations by dirty... cops they did NOT investigate. Rubber stamp... cops? Corruption? Laziness? Incompetence? Eh, who knows?

To the side I intend to portray an ongoing commercial with a brief description

 

Setting the scene: Held in front of a huge sign that says Bay City Public Schools and array of children sing in front of the sign with Duh Jerk, Fagboy, Duh Weasel, and Dirty Cop all injecting a soon to be doped handcuffed me (the author). Films depicting their “Best Of” films play on cheap old projectors on crude public school screens. On the left screen plays excerpts from their child-molestor films. You know. The films where they got doped up tortured me to participate in their child-porn. The films start with me young and end the commercial with me at my present age (51ish at the time of this writing). I hear I'm smiling in many of them.

On the right playing on the screens is their “Arson Films”. I've seen it. The “Best Of” film shows me watching and even smiling and pointing at various arson fires the gang has set throughout my entire life. In the version I saw 2 ski-masked men tended to either stand next to me, or simply walked on camera and instructed me to follow them off-camera. I hear the films have been edited since I saw them last to remove people from the gang and show only me enjoying at least one arson a year, or so the gang of professional liars tell me.

  The scene is in front of a beautiful country garage with a luscious forest behind & a few tree in the front yard. The Garage doors are open & inside can be seen all the tools of a well-equipped garage side by side with all the film & sound equipment one would need to make both the highest & low-grade child-porn possible. Toddlers play under one of the trees while their family loving watch from a blanket picnic behind them. Everyone is well-dressed & have wholesome smiles etched unnaturally on their faces. I'm there, in just jeans & a t-shirt.

Enjoy!

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             SINGING                                                                                      WHAT'S GOING ON ON-CAMERA                            

  Buttbuddy, Buttbuddy. Wherever he goes, we go,        (The gang try to inject me. I shake them off & run off-camera stage left. The camera zooms in on                                                                                             the film screen)

(Children sing en-mass:) Buttbuddy, Buttbuddy           (A Wausau Wisconsin... cop brings me back to them)

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  Buttbuddy, Buttbuddy, Wherever he goes, we go.        (I escape again stage right. The camera zooms in on the film screen. The gang look “embarrased                                                                                                into the camera after they fail to restrain me & Fagboy crudely attempts to hide the syringe                                                                                                          behind his back)

(Children sing en-mass:) Buttbuddy, Buttbuddy 

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  Buttbuddy and me raping him with kids,                     (A Schofield Wisconsin... cop brings me back. I escape and crash into a nearby film cart and the                                                                                                gang & I drag films on our body off camera)

  Buttbuddy and me are best friends on film!                (An Eau Claire Wisconsin... cop brings me back. On the left screen I'm killing a child I just had                                                                                                    sex with. On the right a flailing child runs from a burning building while on fire.

(Children sing en-mass:) Buttbuddy, Buttbuddy 

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  Buttbuddy and me!                                                            (The gang are covered in rolls of film. They inject me & I pass out, then they look at the camera                                                                                                and smile slyly and shrug)

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  From there the scene changes to the back of the host who's facing Officer Corruptiam who has his back to him and is fiddling with the exit. The Host said. No. You have to turn it counter-clockwise. Don't force it. It turns easily if you just turn it gently".

  The... cop opens the door and leaves the building. A Bay City Michigan School bus is parked directly across from him and he walks to it as the door swings shut. The camera focuses on the host who said. "I'd like to welcome our next guest. Straight from running a city with mediocre rape reports on the border of the Rape Capital of America is the Bay City... cop Chief! Give a round of applause for CHIEF BARK"!

  Just then a might roar, a bark shook the studio, the film crew, the Host, and the cameras. "BARK"! The camera jostles and the audience's attention turns to a cameraman who jumps and 1st touches his forehead, each shoulder, then his heart. The floor shakes and the camera jostles with it with each shake a second or so apart at the same speed as that of a man walking. Boom! Boom! But getting softer & softer in just a few steps until it cannot be heard. A man's head nervously pokes out from behind the curtain. Visibly shaking the man timidly looks around the studio.

  The Host smiles and with an open hand gesture points to the chair beside him but the nervous man looks at it in horror. A puddle of liquid grows just beneath the head of the middle-aged man and he darts off!

  The Host looks as if he wanted to catch the man bodily with the gesture he uses and shrugs it off. Awkwardly he says. "Uhh... our next guest seems to be having technical difficulties. So I'd like to invite the next person on our interview list to come out here. Audience please give a warm welcome to The Bay City Representative of the Michigan State Police. Officer Offtherecord"!

  Offtherecord is a large, strapping man in a Michigan State Police... cop uniform. He greets the host and then sits down across from hi & says. "Thank you for having me Sir".

  The Host said. "Thank you for coming on our show. May I call you by your 1st name"?

  The... cop frowned. "No. You can call me by my 1st name off the record, but not here. Officer Offtherecord, Officer, or Sir will do just fine".

  "Of course. As you know we're here to talk about David A. George... a man that I find difficult to get straight answers about".

  "Well Citizen, you've come to the right place then. I'm an expert on the subject that is the scum called Mr. George".

  The Host looks surprised. "WOW! That's some serious language. Did you bring us any proof to back that claim up"?

  "A ton of proof Citizen. Just come with me off-camera and I'll show it to you".

  The Host frowned. "Uhhh... our show isn't like that. We're all about proof here. So what can you show me"?

  "Off the record? I can prove to you he's the biggest scumbag to ever walk the earth".

  "But what can you show me and our audience at home"?

  Officer Offtherecord looked at the camera and shuddered & said. "On the record? Nothing".

  The Host asked. "Well maybe there's something you could say in lieu of showing us proof"?

  "On the record? No. Off the record? I can prove anything you want".

  The Host leaned back and asked. "Is there anything you can tell us about Mr. George"?

  "On the record? Nothing I can discuss. It's all hush hush. Police business and all".

  The Host looked disappointed. "Well, surely it wouldn't hurt to chat about something else, to make you more comfortable"?

  The... cops smiled and said. "That sounds great to me. Ask away".

  "How do you like our local sports team? I think they could...

  The.. cop interrupted. "I cant talk about any local teams officially. But I'll talk about them all day if you want, off the record".

  The Host looked stumped, then asked. "What about the weather? Can we talk about that"?

  "Sure. We can talk about the weather. Well, off the record. Do you want to set up a time and place"?

  The Host seemed irritated. "You know, one of Mr. George's main complaints is that dirty cops stall people who'd otherwise help him by telling them what they want to hear off the record. Then, once a given investigator is placated the investigator feels no compulsion to add their "off the record" conversation to the permanent record. Enabling them to deflect a virtually unlimited number of people and leaving them with a twisted mess of stories to sort through if the investigation should go public".

  The... cop jumped up. "I HAVE HALF A MIND TO GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND FOR THAT"! Then he looked at the camera. "Off the record of course". "The offer still stands, you name a time and place & I'll prove the guy's got it coming".

  The Host asked. "Got what coming? What exactly is "it"?

  The... cop made air quotes with his fingers. "Well, he's got nothing coming "Officially" or "On the record".

  The Host looked interested and asked. "Then what does he have coming? Anything you can tell us"?

  "Sure. Off the record".

  There was a long awkward silence at that point while the 2 men stared at each other. Eventually the Host asked the... cop. "Uhhh... is there anything else you'd like to not talk about with our folks back home"?

  The Officer paused for a time & then looked at his watch and said. "I gotta go, official... cop biz, hush hush, off the record kinda stuff. You understand"? Then he walked off the set.

  "The Host added. "Of course Officer. There seems to be a lot of that going on whenever Mr. George is mentioned in your area".

  The Host said. "Normally we'd go to commercial here but such is the time left in this quarter that I'd like to ask our next guest to come out. The cop on the border of America's Rape Capital, the guy whop says he's got the goods to destroy David A. George publicly, Officer Innuendo of The Bay City... cop's Detective Bureau".

  The crowd sheered long and hard as the 2 greeted each other and sat down. Officer Innuendo said confidently. "I've got the good here to publicly destroy David A. George beyond all reasonable doubts so the people at home can feel good about themselves when they hate Mr. George".

  The crowd went insane with clapping.

  The Officer stood, raised a finger and started to speak.

  For whatever reason the channel switches. The viewer is stuck watching a game show. 2 groups of 5... cops, each standing behind 2 tables, one on the left of the screen and the other opposite it & facing the camera. The... cops on the left have a sign above them that reads. "Saginaw County Law-Enforcement" and the... cops on the right have one that says "Bay County Law-Enforcement". Between the 2 long tables is a smaller table where a Host stands beneath a giant sign with 10 panels, 2 columns of 5 cards with XXXXXXXXXXXX's on them.

  The Host says. "Lets start our Feud. On the left, representing Saginaw law-enforcement, the SagCops & pals"! The crowd cheers.

  The he pointed to the right and says. "On the right, representing Bay County... cops and pals"! When the cheers quickly die down someone farts in the audience. PHHHHHHTTT!!! The Host looks embarrassed, points to the closest men on either side of him and says. "Come on down you 2 and lets start the Friendly... cop Feud"!

  The 2 highest ranking... cops, one from each side leave their groups and stand next to the host at the small table with a huge button in each of them. The 2 shake hands. The SagCop wipes something off his hand on the table after the shake.

  The Host said. Okay, ready to play? The top 10 answers are on the board behind me and the team that picks the answer worth the most points gets to choose whether they play or pass to the other team". Everyone looks tense. "One hundred people were questioned & the top 10 answers are on the board. What are the most popular reasons... cops give to explain away David A. George's plea for help"?

  The 2... cops race to hit the buzzer and the man in the suit on the SagCop side hits it 1st! Bells ring and lights flash for a second and he says. "Uhhh... that's not a very fair question. I'm with the Saginaw Michigan F.B.I. and we never let Mr. George through the door once. How would we know"?

  The host looked amused. "How would we know? Well, you never know. It could be on the board"? He turned & faced the board and asked. "Is how would we know on the board"?

  A loud, almost obscenely loud buzzer went off. EHHHHH!!!!!

  The Host said. "Sorry. That gives Bay County... cops a chance to steal". And he turned to the Bay City... cop table.

  One of the... cops said. "Finally, something we're good at".

  The lead... cop looked bewildered and then said. "Uhh... for the money? Yeah... he hopes it'll make him a lot of money. Final answer".

  "The Host said. "Final answer is a different game show. Here we just say the answer". Then he turned to face the board and asked. "Is for the money on the board"?

  "Lights flash and bells sound and the last tile flips over revealing a few words that read "For the money" and with a number 2 beside that. The... cops jump up and down for joy while looks of pure glee cover their faces and when asked they say they'd like to play the game as opposed to passing it to the SagCops.

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  Author note: I plan to use this section to make a few comments of my own, after all, this IS a fictional account based on a true story.

 The truth being the many ways I've been dismissed by various... cops. In order of popularity. Far from an accurate poll, but lets have some fun with it. You see, very few... cops told me my accusations were based on a desire for cash. I've only heard it a few times. Strangely enough.... it just might be the Number One answer if the question was worded like. "What's the Top-Ten accusations the Molestors have said they plan to say to explain away David A. George's accusations of them"? Go figure.

  Money? What money I asked a few on-duty Uniformed... cops? Why, the money I planned to get from movie deals and book sales, from suing the pants off everyone involved, that money the... cops told me.

  Money? I see only a net loss because of the gang and... cops like them. Money? Here's MY theory on any "Money to be had" from messing with the "Molestors". 

  Esther 9:16 But the other Jews that were in the king's provinces gathered themselves together, and stood for their lives, and had rest from their enemies, and slew of their foes seventy and five thousand, but they laid not their hands on the prey,

  Translation: The holy men of old took their enemies down and didn't touch the money. I don't want anything from the Molestors". I don't want their money, their drugs, nor their whores. Never did. They started this... and I promised them I would finish it.

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  Symbolism? Did you notice it? An example? Sure... but only because my readers asked so nice. Notice the Chief on the SagCop's side? Ponder him... What it's like to be the Chief... cop in the rape rapeyest perviest place in the country? Consider this point. Is it the rape capital by accident... or is it by design because they are corrupt? You do know... they... tell.. me... there... really... really... are... at least... "some"... dirty... corrupt... cops out there, even in America.

  Ponder this. Corruption. If not in the community with the highest amount of rapes in the country then where? Ponder this too. Once you become the worst in the nation... do you still deserve a free pass when it comes to talking about corruption? Innocent until proven guilty is one thing... but a free pass? That's an entirely different matter in my humble opinion.

  Now ponder this fact... fictionally... for entertainment purposes only. You have to be all kinds of special incompetent at best to become the rape capital of America. Don't you? The only other logical (L-Bombs dropping everywhere) conclusion is... mid-Michigan cops avert your gaze... the only other logical reason I can think of is... "corruption".

  Okay... okay... So for entertainment purposes only (cough! HACK!) our fictitious SagCops depicted here are "corrupt". Now ponder the life of a "corrupt"... cop & just what it would take to deliberately make your community the rapeyest place in America on purpose! Why you'd have to cater to a whole bunch of rapists and pervs. Right? Managing brothels? Deflecting outside or independent investigations by outside authorities? Dealing with the pimps, the child-porn vendors, ensuring security at the X-rated places (cant have pervs congregating unchaperoned and ruining it for everyone)? Wouldn't you? You'd be hunting down stray whores, regulating pimps, providing security at the rapes (a massive undertaking in the rapeyest place in America), checking security in all the lowest of low places, dealing with the scum of the earth who deal in the bodily fluids of the whores of the rapeyest place in America. Bringing in new clients. Weeding out the beyond diseased who cause trouble. Right? To say that... "if" corrupt our SagCop could at any given moment have been exposed to an almost impossible to comprehend level of disease and could be infected with a bazillion things at any given time. That guy. Following me? Well... notice how that guy felt the need to wipe his hand after shaking hands with the Bay City... cop? Symbolism! You gotta love it! Watch for it and by all means... ENJOY!

  Oops... I just noticed that when I transferred this section from my writing program to Wix it took away all the spaces at the beginning of my paragraphs. Eh, I doubt the ... cop agencies listed here will notice anyway (so shhhhh.... no one tell them).   ;)

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  To "ALL" the... cops agencies implied here (purely for entertainment purposes). Don't say I never gave you anything. I await their handwritten thank-you letters with great anticipation.

  Hmph!

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  The Host walked over to the next... cop standing at in the line-up of Bay City... cops and asked him to tell him his name & occupation?

  "I'm Officer Clueless Of The Bay County Sheriffs and I coordinate law-enforcement with neighboring communities for like... about 30 years by now".

  The Host asked him. So you were the one coordinating law-enforcement in your area when Saginaw became the Women's Rape Capital of America"?

  Clenching his fists and pointing angrily at the Host he angrily replied. "I don't like what you're implying sir. The fact that Saginaw was the American Rape Capital was not my fault"! The he grabbed his badge & yanked it closer to the host & pointed at it. "SEE? This is a Bay County badge! SEE IT? What happened in Saginaw is NOT my fault! Nor is it the fault of any of the Officers on this side of the stage"!

  His fellow... cops standing next to him said thing like. "YEAH"! "Right on"! & one said. "You tell'em brother".

  The Host replied defensively. "I was only going to imply that you've done a fine job and that the area is probably no longer the rape capital of America. But, since you brought it up. DO you really feel no personal or professional responsibility for Saginaw becoming the Women's Rape Capital of the Free World when you share 40 miles of border with that community? You know nothing happens in a vacuum right? If the area was the rape capital there had to be some influence no matter how small from your side of the border to make it the rape capital. Right"?

  The Bay City Sheriff launched himself over the desk between himself and the Host and tried to grab him. Cops... on either side of him grabbed him by the shirt and stopped him while his grasping hand was just an inch from the Host's neck. His fellow... cops yelled at him and said things like "STOP"! "CALM DOWN"! "STOP IT"! But the thing that made him stop attacking the Host was. "STOP IT! THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT THERE"!

  Officer Clueless stopped and his fellow... cops let him go. Chief Bark asked him if he could behave and when he said yes his boss told him to apologize to the Host.  Clueless said sheepishly. "Hey, I'm sorry. I don't know what come over me".

  The Host said. "Of course. Apology accepted. I'll bet it's just that yours is a stressful job. So lets just put this all behind us and continue with our game, okay"?

  Still looking down but grinning from ear to ear Clueless said. "Okay".

  The Host tugged his suit jacket to better fit and said 100... cops were interrogated and the top 10 answers are on the board. What are the most popular reasons... cops give to explain away David A. George's plea for help"?

  Officer Clueless hesitated for a while prompting the Host to say. "You have 3 seconds to answer".

  2 seconds later Officer Clueless spouted. "HIS SUNGLASSES! Final answer. His sunglasses. As soon as that guy told me he had light sensitivity I knew he was lying". Other... cops said things like. "Good answer"! And they High-fived him.

  The oldest of the... cops said. "Yeah. We were in the dark basement of City Hall and when we told him to take his sunglasses off he didn't even blink when he did it! That made all of his "I'm in the midst of an attempted murder claims laughable"! His fellow... cops high-fived him.

  Another... cop said. "Yeah, he came in without his sunglasses on and when we asked about his rapes and the sunglasses he said his rapists stole them. Then when we asked why he wasn't blinking in pain he had the audacity to tell us it was because he didn't want to show weakness because Dirty Cop was right there". They high-fived him.

  Another laughed and said. Yeah. He told me he could barely walk and his eyes hurt and I asked why he wasn't limping and why he wasn't blinking he said he didn't like to show weakness in front of cops. Is anyone like that? I drummed his sorry but right out of the police station when he tried to hand me that line of bull". This prompted other cops on both sides of the stage and from the audience to yell things like. "Me too"! "Yeah"!

  The Hoist turned to face the answer board & said. "We'll see. Is the answer "his sunglasses" up on the board"?

  There was a loud sound of a bell ringing and the 2nd sign flipped over revealing the words. "His sunglasses/complained of injury showed no pain" with a number 27 next to that on the left of the sign. "DING"! The... cops nearly lost it with exuberance clapping and hugging and jumping up and down like little girls.

  

  Author note: Yup! It's official. My sunglasses. My own sunglasses. Yup, the sunglasses I need to wear. Mine, for a medical condition. Yup! If I'd come in using a cane I'm sure not a... cop in the world would mention it. But when you enter a room full of... cops in America telling them you have light sensitivity and need to wear sunglasses is like walking into the room and literally screaming at the top of your lungs. "I AM A LIAR! ALL I EVER SAY IS LIES! DO NOT BELIEVE A SINGLE WORD I SAY! THESE SUNGLASSES VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE AS SOMEONE YOU CAN IGNORE AND WHETHER OR NOT I HAVE THEM ON NOW OR FOR ALL TIME IS PROOF THAT I AM INDEED LYING! ESPECIALLY IF I AM FOOL ENOUGH TO TAKE THEM OFF FOR ANY REASON BE IT POLICE ORDERS, THEFT, PAIN, OR THE ESPECIALLY LYINIGEST SENTENCE EVER SPOKEN BY ME EVER. "I'M NOT WEARING MY SUNGLASSES TODAY BECAUSE MY EYES FEEL PRETTY GOOD TODAY"! Yup, Dirty... cops... there is your Godsend sentence. Proof to all the.. cops who might ever think of helping me that I am someone they should ignore. No need to thank me, it's in the joke section but that wont matter in the "Court of Cop Opinion" (Duh Jerk taught me the phrase).

  Yup, my sunglasses, or lack thereof have brought the gang of child-raping recreational serial-killers nothing but victory and they brag it will for the rest of my life. "When you go into court you wont be wearing your sunglasses or if you do they'll be the ugliest, horn-rimmed weirdest glasses ever. You will NOT look cool in court". Actual Molestor brag/whine.

  Sunglasses? Looking cool? Yeah. If you think having permanent scars from a lifetime of wearing sunglasses and having them beat into your face and having to constantly buy new ones when they're lost, stolen, wrecked in a fight, is cool then more power to you. My sunglasses, or lack thereof (cops just loooooove to seize them it's the 1st thing ALL... cops steal/seize). All. A quantity containing not some, not many, not even most, ALL, the entire sum that is copdom automatically seize my sunglasses every time no matter what Dr.s excuse I have (last official Dr. document was stolen by the... cops of The Marathon County Wisconsin, for trivia's sake, "s-t-o-l-e-n, I handed it to them, they did NOT give it back, thieves, crooks, stole getting those things IS expensive, they took A LOT of money from me thusly, crooks, working with their crooked/brethren the Eau Claire "it's not my responsibility to follow-up"... Wisconsin cops).

  Ever been broke, looking at a freshly fallen snow (an EXTREMELY painful time for those with light-sensitivity), and realized you have enough money to either eat or buy sunglasses (dirty... cops stole) so you can walk to facilitate possibly (maybe) finding some work so you can eat regularly? HUH? HUH? I have... and it's not as glamorous as most... cops seem to think, in my humble opinion. That and all the pain too. Pain.... Pain... Pain...

  The no pain part? Yeah, I don't like to show pain. Is it a macho thing? Yeah. Would my position be 100 times better if I whined and moaned and limped like I should when... cops are around? Eh, probably. I don't care and when I last checked I don't have a legal requirement to show anyone pain. So to any skeptic... cops I'll add this... GET A JOB!

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  The Host waited for the crowd and the panelists to calm down and then proceeded to the next Officer who was wearing a sharp business suit with a badge hanging from the pocket that clearly said. Saginaw F.B.I. so the host asked him. "Uhh Sir. Are you on the correct side? I think you're supposed to be on the other side with the Saginaw Law-Enforcement contestants?

  Before the Saginaw Agent could say anything the Bay City... cops laughed him to shame and used the occasion to high-five each other. On of them said. "We were wondering how long it would take him and numbnumb over there (he pointed to a fellow Bay City... cop who was clearly very highly decorated and heavily burdened with medals and ribbons & even a ceremonial sword!) to notice they were on the wrong sides". He laughed some more and the audience laughed with him.

  The Host suggested. "Maybe we should switch them around the way they're supposed to be".

  The Bay City... cops declined his offer stlll laughing. "Nah. We'll keep him He cant possibly do any worse than Mr. Medals over there". Both sides agreed with him and the audience's laughs died down.

  The Host said. Ummm... okay". Then he leaned over the desk towards the Agent and asked. "What are the most popular reasons... cops give to explain away David A. George's plea for help"?

  The Saginaw F.B.I. Agent raised a finger, opened his mouth and...

  And the channel changed back to to the original talk show. The talk show has entered a period where the Host stands in the midst of the crowd while facing his guests and asking audience members if they would like to submit any questions to their guests. A long line of would-be questioners has formed next to the Host who's standing there holding a stack of 3"x 5" cards in one hand & a microphone in the other. Some of the crowd are chanting in monotone, long having grown bored with the chant but not stopping any time soon. "KILL DAVID GEORGE! KILL DAVID GEORGE! KILL DAVID GEORGE! KILL DAVID GEORGE"!

  The Talk Show Host cleared his throat and asked the panel of... cops seated in a row. "Are you ready to answer questions from are audience"? A few of the... cops either shuddered or loosened their collars and nodded.

  A well-groomed man in his 30's wearing an expensive suit steeped up & said. "We've listened to you go on and on about what a scumbag Mr. George is. I get that. You went on & on about how if he's wearing his sunglasses he's a faker & if he's not wearing them he's a liar. I understand that & respect that. I'm sure that you're right in both instances. But I listened to you go on & on about how child-molesters would never do what Mr. George says they did to him. You went on & on about how ethical child-molesters are, how they'd never mistreat someone, especially how Mr. George claims. I'm sick of listening to you go on & on about how great your area child-molesters are. Don't you EVER have anything bad to say about child-molesters"?

  The Bay City.... cop said. "I don't like what you're implying. I've jailed every child-molester I could!. Let that speak for itself"!

  A well-dressed young woman stepped  & said. "I notice that too. Why do you go out of your way to insult someone like David George who says he tried to resist child-molesters & resisted years of torture? And then go on & on about how ethical child-molesters are? It don't make sense unless you love them or work for them"? The crowd groaned & many shouted. The loudest shout was. "Then say something bad about them if you're not in love with them". The uniformed Saginaw... cop waved his hand down at her dismissively".

  An elderly woman, bowed over with age stepped up next and asked. "Isn't true that bodies of mangled kids are showing up all over Michigan? Aren't kids disappearing all over the state? Who's doing all this? Isn't it possible that guys from the Rape Capital of America are doing this and if so then since you don't know who these killers are then maybe Mr. George does"?

  The chanting in monotone dies down a little but keeps going on. The Uniformed Saginaw... cop looks angry and stands very quickly and while pointing a finger at the woman shouts!  The camera changes back to the game show. The Game show host is still standing in front of the Saginaw... cop and looks shocked. All is silent for a few seconds...

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  AUTHOR NOTE: Don't sweat it reader. It wouldn't be the 1st time a large room filled with people chanted for my death. It wouldn't even be the 2nd or the 3rd. I've been in large rooms filled with people who openly chanted the above and had uniformed on duty... cops come walking up and call me the bad guy in the room. Lots of times. So I'm no stranger to it.

  The Child-Molestors brag, boast that the crueler they treat their victims that it's only more proof to the... cops that their victim is the scumbag in the room and should be either ignored or merits "Bay City Justice" ie: Vigilante schtuph (not misspelled).

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  The Host then walked over to the next contestant and looked at him and inhaled. He was a thin-looking man dressed in a very tight black... cop uniform. He had many rows of medals that made him look almost comical & wore a small black mustache a little too small on either side of his nostrils. His prominent red armband stuck out the most and declared that he was among the greatest... cops who'd ever lived. Before the Host could speak the man took his leather ridding crop (which had been concealed behind him until now) and slammed it on the table between them with an angry slap. SLAP! Then he yelled in some unknown language. “MACHT SCHNELL SCHWIENHUNT! YOU TOO VILL OBEYIN OBEYIN DAS MOST GLORIOUS OF BAY CITYING COPPEN DAS COPPEN SCHWIEN”!

  The Bay City... cop turned to him and calmed him by staring at the Officer & said in a calm monotone voice. “We should act in a calm and professional manner... in front of a camera”. Then he turned to the Host and said. “I'm sure he's just a little nervous about being here and he'll be calm from now on”. Then he angrily looked at the Officer in black and authoritatively said. “Right”? Then the Officer in Black nodded and hung his head low.

   The Host cleared his throat and asked the man dressed in black. “Can you tell us your name and what you do Officer”?

  The Officer in Black raised his right hand to about eye level with his arm straight out and palm flat and looked at the camera. Then he shuddered and then just casually put his hand to his head and ran his fingers through his hair. Being that he'd used a lot of some viscous hair care product to prepare his hair earlier he crumpled up his hair on one side of his head and pulled long trails of slime from his hair with his fingers. He tried to wipe off his fingers on the desk but this merely made him seemingly attached to the desk by thin slimy strands that went from his hopelessly messed up hair to his hands, the desk, and to his pistol when he rested his hand on his holster.

  The Host turned to his crew who were off camera and asked one of them to fetch the Officer in black some rags that he might clean up and the people watching TV at home could hear the footsteps of someone off camera running to get something.

  Then the... cop in black slapped the table several more times and shouted. “SCHWEINHUNT! DAS HOST BEING UNWORTHY TO BEING HOFFENSPECK IN THE PRESENCE OF DAS BAY CITYING COPPENS! DAS ON YOUR KNEESEN SCHWINE”! He slapped the table with the crop a few more times before he looked at the stare of the angry Bay City... cops and composed himself by adjusting his collar. Being the slime was still on his hands he added a new trail of slimy filaments connecting his collar to the table and to his pistol. The he took a deep breath, exhaled and said. “I'm Officer Nadzi of the Schofield Wisconsin Police representing the police of Schofield, Wausau, and Eau Clair Wisconsin. See? I have 3 badges”? Then he pointed to what had almost looked like a pair of medals next to his badge but were in fact 2 smaller police badges. “I'm primarily a Schofield Cop but I have authority over Wausau and Eau Claire, they're my bit.... uhh... they're subordinate to Schofield when I need them to be. We are unified in our belief of absolute and unquestioning obedience to the cops in the Rape Capital of America. I mean we're absolutely obedient to Bay City & Saginaw Michigan & fully believe their word is both infallible and beyond reproach”. Then he looked at his fellow cops angry stares and said. “I mean we work with the various police agencies of Mid-Michigan and the fact that the defendant says he was molested in the Rape Capital of America is laughable. I personally find anything the accused has to say laughable and unworthy of consideration, let alone actual “investigation” of any credible sort beyond a possible token investigation.

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