MAKING FUN OF'EM... EXPLAINED... and you thought it was all just for fun...

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  Making fun of them explained. No, I wasn't just making fun of them. But writing a teaching aid for good Police Officers. A guide. A guide on the verbal techniques used by the gangs rich assortment of dirty... cops, be they career child-killing regulars such as Dirty Cop himself or the casual dirty cop. But I've added in the verbal techniques of their weak-willed but all to eager to help skeptic cops & idiot cops. These guys, once convinced are more dangerous than any 10 dirty cops ever could be & the best part is the gang doesn't have to pay them a thing. Key among them are The Impartial Mediator cop ("I lumped all the evidence in a big pile in front of a jury & you were convicted by a jury of your peers. So I feel no guilt") whom Duh Jerk called. "My bread & butter".

  Some of the cops are corrupt or dirty. Some are easily gulled overworked enablers & the rest are impressed at the words "Reliable Confidential Informant". Vigilantes & assorted idiots. Think of it as a big fun test. If you're n officer reading this see if you can spot which police are dirty, clean, or in-between. Can you spot the easily influenced & mislead? Indeed. You have my permission to show other officers this, especially rookies & ask them to tell you who's clean, who's dirty, & who's an idiot.

  Can you spot the symbolism? The gang brag they like to add it in, kinda a stamp of approval "in your face" thing to law-enforcement. "Yeah, you'll pound that round peg into the square hole as long as we keep feeding you witnesses & new films, you'll like it, & you'll pay us for the privilege of doing it for us".

  For some of you guess which one you are, or worse, which... cop you will become if you fail to deliver me from the gang.

  Hey, I warned you.

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SOCIAL COMMENTARY... Things that should be “Bad Jokes” but are in fact social commentary based on fact... Explained...

Yeah, this section I'll describe as “A true story”. You know, like on TV, like when they say “It's a fictional account based on a true story”. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do here and put this in the jokes section of my website. This section is based entirely on actual police interviews. I'll try to keep the quotes limited to the actual quotes made by on-duty uniformed... cops who were at their posts and base the story only those statements made in front of multiple uniformed and on-duty... cops. Again... it's a true account (quote-wise that is) based on actual... cop quotes to me when I begged them for help. I get bored easy and this particular web page is not about making... cops feel bad, it's about making me feel better. It really hasn't helped much but, eh. You wouldn't believe how many... cops told me things like. “If you were telling the truth you wouldn't be all calm and respectful like you're acting right now. You'd be insulting us more if you were telling the truth”.

  Sooooo... if you're a Police officer & offended at the vehicle I've chosen to deliver my plea for help & it's content don't blame me, blame your self-loathing partners in crime & their demands (yeah, I said "demands") that I'd do so... like this... sorta. Hey! It's my life & I'm betting it on this... so have pity. Please?

 

Our... story begins on a sound stage with a round table with a big crack in it dominating the center with 2 big comfortable-looking well-worn leather chairs on either side of it. Cameras of all sorts point at the stage from every angle and some of them are labeled “Property of Bay City Public Schools” but no one seems to notice or even care.

A spokesperson, otherwise non-nondescript is standing in front of the table dressed in a cheap suit and has either money coming out of their pockets and sleeves with every gesture or wears a yoke.

With a broad used-car salesman kinda smile the spokesperson says. “Hello and welcome to our show. Today we have some really (makes an air quotes sign with his fingers) “special” guests. Today we have representatives of the various law-enforcement societies... I... err... I mean law-enforcement agencies that the alleged victim David A. George has dealt with to tell us, in their own words, why none of them has ever chosen to help Mr. George nor even make a token effort at investigating his claims. Our 1st guest, straight from Bay City Michigan on the border of America's Women's Rape Capital straight from fighting the good fight against rape is Officer Corruptiam of the Bay City... cops”.

The... cop comes out onto the stage, notices a spot on his badge and rubs it clean as he walks over to the host who invites him to sit down with him by waving an open palm towards the empty chair next to him.

The Host then asked Officer Corruptiam. “Lets start with a few questions 1st. To make sure we're on the same page. As you know David A. George claims he's being stalked by a gang of child-molesters for reasons of revenge and profit”.

Officer Corruptiam leap up and yelled. “IMPOSSIBLE”! People like that are not that dishonorable.

The Host looked puzzled. “Huh? You misunderstand me Sir. I was merely explaining what Mr. George said”.

“About who”? The... cop asked.

“About his stalkers”.

“Impossible Sir. People like that are not like that”.

“That like that? No. I'm talking about his stalkers”.

The... cop shook his head. “You're talking nonsense Sir”/

The Host looked defensive “Uhhh... no I'm not. I'm asking about his stalkers. Maybe you don't understand the word as I'm meaning it so I'll explain it for you and our audience”.

 

  Stalker [ˈstôkər] NOUN

1. a person who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention:

 

The... cop looked puzzled “I think you're mistaken. Here's what I mean when I talk about our area's molesters or (chuckle chuckle) stalkers”.

 

Stalker [ˈstôkər]

1. bringing or worthy of honor:

   "this is the only honorable course" ·

[more]

synonyms: honest · moral · ethical · principled · righteous ·

[more]

1. used as a title indicating eminence or distinction, given especially to judges and certain high officials:

2. Someone who follows someone for reasons of love or a desire for friendship

3. A wholly ethical if slightly misguided lifestyle practiced solely by people who love children and would never seriously hurt any of them

 

The host look amazed. “I think you've got the word wrong. You've accidentally defined the word “honorable”.

The... cop looked irritated. “No I haven't. There are no stalkers in the Bay County area. And if there were they'd behave as I've defined it”.

The Host asked. “Why”?

Corruptiam asked. “Why what”?

“Why would a stalker act only in such a manner? On what do you base your conclusion on”?

“Years of experience”.

The Host asked. “How many recreation serial-killing stalking child-pornographers have you taken down in your career”?

Officer Corruptiam loosened his collar. “Well, none actually”.

“Has any officer in your department ever taken one down? Arrested one? Have you even read a book with such individuals in it”?

“Well no. That's because there are no organized child-pornographers in the Saginaw Valley and if there were they wouldn't act like Mr. George defined. Child-Molestors... I uh, mean child-molesters are an otherwise harmless group of people. I've arrested a few and they seemed pretty nice to me. Fairly honorable in my opinion. Besides, I asked a few of them and they told me they'd never do something like stalk a child into adulthood for revenge & to cover up 100 public attempted murders.”.

The... cop chuckled (Author note: they all do, I assure the reader). “Besides. A hundred attempted murders and in public? It's impossible to get away with something like that because I and my fellow officers are all way too good at our jobs. Do you see how shiny my badge is? Do you know what we had to go through to get it? This 2” piece of metal renders me impervious to child-molester manipulation. Not that those gentle misunderstood child-molesting souls would or could ever do such a thing”.

The reporter added. “But the Molestors didn't fool you or your fellow officers. They fooled the Old Guard, the officers who worked in your Department before you did. Maybe even before you were born and they've used their films and pursued David fanatically ever since as revenge for “The Gym”.

“Impossible. The Gym couldn't have happened”.

“Why not”?

Then Officer Corruptiam began listing the... cop's most popular answers. “Let me give you a few answers. No one's that tough. No gang of child-molesters could screw up that many attempted murders. You cant try to kill someone in public & get away with it, it just cant be done, not in my America, & especially not in Bay City Michigan. You'd need to recruit corrupt school officials, witnesses, dirty cops, & there are no dirty cops on the edge of the Women's Rape Capital of America, there ARE NO dirty cops in Bay City, there are no rape gangs in Saginaw Michigan the Rape Capital of America. NONE! It's impossible”!

The Host asked. “For The Gym to succeed the question isn't are there dirty cops in your area. Rather the question is were there dirty cops in your community at the time of The Gym? And what about...

The... cop continued his rant. “The Gym? Do you know how much fighting there is in 100 attempted murders? They'd need corrupt doctors to treat the children allegedly wounded, corrupt child protection workers. Didn't he say some of the injured were taken to waiting ambulances? You'd need corrupt ambulance drivers, and what about the witnesses? A lot of people would've been beaten down if half of what Mr. George alleges is true. Maybe they made pay-offs? That's a lot of cash. Who'd blow the cash it would take to pay off that many people? How much would you pay to cover up 100 attempted murders? Where'd the money come from? Organized crime? How many times do I have to tell you? THERE IS NO ORGANIZED CRIME IN BAY CITY NOR SAGINAW! The size of our communities renders the subject invalid for discussion”.

“Just because a community isn't a major metropolis doesn't mean it's immune to organized crime and dirty cops are all over the world in communities both small and large. Besides, the gang brag to David that their “Chapter” is a Saginaw-based Chapter and that it's leaders and manpower are in Detroit. A crime-filled major city that is very much nearby Bay City and Saginaw. The gang brag that they didn't recruit all the people you mentioned to spite Mr. George. They bragged that they'd already recruited them before they attacked him and the corruption machine was already in place. That allowed them to pursue the very public 100 attempted murders of David to go on to the Molester-bragged “100 day point” because the attempted murder was simply of him was merely business as usual. Besides, a lot of extenuating circumstances came into play that allowed Mr. George to survive so long that an enraged gang of madmen plotted a revenge so twisted that only an enraged gang of perverted stalkers could think it up”.

Officer Corruptiam said. “Huh? You lost me after you said”...

 

Stalker [ˈstôkər]

1. bringing or worthy of honor:

   "this is the only honorable course" ·

[more]

synonyms: honest · moral · ethical · principled · righteous ·

[more]

1. used as a title indicating eminence or distinction, given especially to judges and certain high officials:

2. Someone who follows someone for reasons of love or a desire for friendship.

3. A wholly ethical if slightly misguided lifestyle practiced solely by people who love children and would never seriously hurt any of them

Corruptiam asked the Host. ”Are we still talking about the same subject? We're still talking about David A. George Right? Well, that and the sadly sick but otherwise unorganized & kindly child-molesters of Bay City, Saginaw, and Detroit. Right”?

The Host sighed and said. “Perhaps we should ignore the stalker part and talk about child-molesters in your area. You know what those are don't you”?

Officer Corruptiam laughed. “Of course. Allow me to explain”...

  ...

  “Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14 or so... I forget our area's age limit but it's probably 16 or 21 or something”.

   “Child-Molesters are misguided souls, sick, but otherwise harmless (I've met a few... “a few”) and they told me their leaders... uhhh... not that there are any leaders in the Molester community because they are NOT organized in Mid-Michigan, their leaders would never do something like that, and I... we, my fellow officers & I believe them”.

 

”Who”?

The... cop looked confused. “Who what”?

“Who? Who are these officers? Can we have a few names? In writing? We WILL look up any sources you name”.

The... cop looked defensive “Well, there are not (he made air quotes with his fingers) “officially” any officers actually”.

“None but you right? We'll send someone to retrieve your files on the case if you can think of the name of any officer willing to publicly commit to the subject”.

“Well, I've never actually committed to the subject. Didn't need to. Didn't you pay attention to how I said the things just couldn't have happened? No cop in our area has had to commit to the subject because things like what Mr. George says happened are impossible. Especially in Bay City, Saginaw (one-time women's rape capital of America), and Detroit”.

“So, no one has investigated what Mr. George has claimed has been happening to him? Ever”?

“Well, no one I'm aware of. I'm sure there's tons of files... somewhere”. Then the... cop slyly looked at his Host and said. “I've outlined some theories as to what really happened. What's your take on it? What do you think happened? Off the record”. Then he reached into his jacket and produced a small stack of files.

The host leaned back in his chair and said. “My opinion is irrelevant because we're not here to discuss things off the record. We're here to discuss what's on the record. The way Mr. George explains it is that a favorite dirty cop trick he's had to deal with was they tend to outline several scenarios as to “what really happened” to anyone who gets curious and then in typical Child-Molestor fashion they ask the Investigator which scenario they think is the most plausible to explain away Mr. George. It's “Molestor Plan-A” that they then produce one of several pre-prepared evidence files that supports whatever is the pet conclusion of the questioner. Thus they are virtually guaranteed to have the excuse most likely to convince the listener that they should ignore Mr. George. Then, once a given listener is satisfied that their pet conclusion of Mr. George's story has been reasonably explained the dirty... cops usually walk away satisfied and then the dirty cops feel no compulsion to add anything to Mr. George's permanent record and the next inquirer is thus plied and so on, leaving everyone involved with a twisted mess of conflicting stories for any would-be investigators to sort through later should any investigation become a more active one”.

The Host leaned forward and asked in a firm commanding tone. “Keeping that in mind...what is the permanent record Officer? What happened... officially? Who investigated these things? Where are these “permanent” files located? Are they chiseled in stone somewhere or not backed-up & written on paper in a closet everyone and their brother has access to at the police station”?

Officer Corruptiam looked narrowly at the host & put his files back in his jacket and angrily said. “Are you insinuating that there may be dishonest cops in the Saginaw Valley? Listen, I know all the people who work in the Saginaw Valley and they are good cops and a great staff and we don't take kindly to being insulted based on Mr. George's or anyone's testimony. Yeah, we were or are the rape raping rapeyest place in a America from time to time. But that proves nothing. Excuse me for a moment. My cell phone is ringing”. Then he pulled his phone out and whispered to someone a few times and then put the phone back in his pocket behind his badge. “Ah, now where were we? Oh yeah. You know, someone with as nice a car as yours should be worried about where they park it. I just got a call from my partner outside and he told me your car is being towed. You know our impound yard wont open til Tuesday because of the holiday. You wont be able to get your car back for a few days”.

The host frowned and said. “That's okay, it was a rental. Which brings me to my next point that David has said dirty cops from your department harass and intimidate anyone who asks too many questions regarding him”.

The... cop leaned forward in his chair and put his hand by his gun. “Are you accusing me of threatening you”?

“Not at all. I was just asking a question and pointing out testimony leveled against the rapingest place in America. Addressing all of what Mr. George has said point by point. I'm being thorough is all”.

“Oh. Well, addressing that subject. No public employees have ever threatened anybody in the Saginaw Valley & most certainly not anyone from law-enforcement. Accusing cops or public school employees from the Saginaw Valley & giving those accusations any validation just because they come from the one-time women's rape capital of America is a base act hitting us below the belt when the chips are down. That and the idea that just because we had the highest amount of women's rapes in the country means it's “possible” that there's an organized rape gang in the area is laughable to me. Especially when you consider Mr. George says there are “organized” child-molesters involved. Being that there are NO organized child-molesters in the Saginaw Valley. That and logic dictates that since Bay City isn't a large metropolis there can be no dirty cops. It's size automatically precludes it”.

The Host looked puzzled. “I'm not sure what your point is? Are you trying to say that because Bay City [the author's place of most rapes/kidnappings] isn't a large city that dirty cops just cant happen there (the number #1 answer from... cops in and around Mid-Michigan to the possibility of Bay City/Saginaw corruption by far)”?

The cops nodded and said. “Exactly”.

“I'd like to point out that there's been police corruption in all sizes of communities allover the world, even in America there are tons of examples of corruption in both large and small police agencies and...

Officer Corruptiam jumped up & screamed “THERE ARE NO DIRTY COPS IN BAY CITY OR AROUND IT! THERE ARE NO CORRUPT PUCLIC SCHOOL EMPLOYEES! AREA CHILD-MOLESTERS ARE NOT THE VISCIOUS PREDATORS THAT THE DEFENDANT MAKES THEM OUT TO BE! CHILD-MOLESTORS ARE NOT ORGANIZED! THEY WERE NEVER ORGANIZED! AND THE THOUGHT THAT ONE DAY THOSE OTHERWISE HARMLESS BUT SICK MOLESTORS MIGHT ORGANIZE OFFENDS ME! THERE WAS NO NEED TO INVESTIGATE ANY OF MR. GEORGE'S CLAIMS BECAUSE THEY CANT POSSIBLY HAPPEN IN OUR AREA! THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF RAPES IN THE COUNTRY DOES NOT EQUAL CORRUPTION! NOT IN OUR AREA! NOT EVER”!

“The defendant? Are you already putting Mr. George on trial?

Officer Corruptiam adjusted is shirt and sat down. “No. Not without an investigation 1st”.

The Host asked. “How goes the investigation into the schools? Dirty cops? Is a gang responsible for the record number of rapes”?

Officer Corruptiam stood quickly and ripped the microphone off his shirt and shouted while storming off. “I can see there is no getting through to you! THERE IS NO CORRUPTION! YES! THE SAGINAW VALLEY HAVE HAD THE NATIONAL RECORD NUMBER FOR NUMBER OF RAPES! BUT IT'S NOT PROOF OF ANY RAPE GANG”!

Just before the cop got out of earshot the reporter asked. “Then what is proof? I think that if a given area is the worst in the country in some area of crime they should lose a “free pass” when confronted by the possibility corruption might be involved. If not, then who or what is responsible for the record number of rapes if not a gang and corruption to cover up their involvement? Can you answer that for our audience”?

Officer Corruptiam at first stormed out the wrong way away from the exit and then backtracked across the stage to get to the exit. His only answer was to wave his hand down and give the Host a look of disgust as he walked by.

The Host said. “We'll go to a commercial now and we'll bring out our 2nd guest when we come back”.

From the author:Yeah... the above is based on (very, very closely based on) what I've had to deal with. By far the most popular... cop comeback is 'corruption is impossible in the Bay City/Saginaw area because it's too small'.